What the hell is with all these “Perfect Girl” and “Perfect Guy” requirements? It makes me feel like I’m applying for a job, a job being a boyfriend, but in order to “get the job”, being the girl, I have to reach these certain requirements… It’s stupid, it’s pointless, it’s sappy, and better yet, it’s STUPID.
Yes, I did say stupid twice. Thanks for noticing, Einstein.
Ok, I get it, you girls want to have a “stunning, kind and sweet Greek God” man like us guys want a “Gorgeous, caring Aphrodite” to be with us, but IT. WON’T. WORK. It’s 2012, a year when girls get into more fights than guys… guys date for fun, rather than commitment (According to a lot of girls, which is stupid), and better yet, CHIVALRY IS DEAD!
You want a perfect man? Go buy a Ken doll. You’ll get all you want in a guy.
You want a perfect woman? Go buy a Barbie. They sure as hell got a nice body, I won’t deny that, but that’s not all that matters.
I don’t want a perfect girl. I swear, if I ever considered my girl to be “perfect” than I’d get pretty pissed off. The flaws in your partner are what keeps the relationship alive and it shows that you can commit to them despite some stuff. I WANT my girl to have flaws. I WANT my girl to NOT be perfect, ‘cause the fact that she’s not only makes her more human and gorgeous.
I have a feeling that a lot of guys are gonna look at this post and think, “Hah! What a pussy!” Go right ahead, call me one just because I actually care about girls, but remember this: you lonley trolls can say all you want and call me a “pussy,” but remember, as you call me that, know that it’s I who is getting some. ;).
FLAWS. ARE. GOOD.
But if that’s the case, than why do most girls go after douchebags and most men go after sluts?
You want a perfect partner? Buy a damn doll.
I HAVE SPOKEN.